I’m not sure why I was thinking about this, but if I were ever to find myself naked in public, the first thing I would do is run to the nearest person, grab them by the shoulders and scream the question: “QUICK, WHAT IS THE DATE!!??”

When they reluctantly to try and answer me, “… um, it’s May, Twent…” I would abruptly interrupt their answer with another question, “no, WHAT YEAR!!!???”  

Once answered, I would run off.